{"id":922,"date":"2017-03-11T12:07:34","date_gmt":"2017-03-11T18:07:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jetpen.com\/blog\/?page_id=922"},"modified":"2023-02-05T16:48:59","modified_gmt":"2023-02-05T22:48:59","slug":"jet-penguin-lavatories","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.jetpen.com\/blog\/jet-penguin-lavatories\/","title":{"rendered":"Jet Penguin Lavatories"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jet Penguin Lavatories is a unique notional research organization that carries out esoteric research and development missions. We helped open the Headspace Age by developing America\u2019s first operational jet penguin, creating the first turbo puffin, and sending rocket emus throughout the inhabited universe. In addition to our missions, we develop and manage the Deep Thought Network, a worldwide system of mind-bending influences that communicates with intraplanetary mindcraft.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jet Penguin Lavatories is a unique notional research organization that carries out esoteric research and development missions. We helped open the Headspace Age by developing America\u2019s first operational jet penguin, creating the first turbo puffin, and sending rocket emus throughout the inhabited universe. In addition to our missions, we develop and manage the Deep Thought &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.jetpen.com\/blog\/jet-penguin-lavatories\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Jet Penguin Lavatories<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-922","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/P8eKak-eS","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jetpen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/922","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jetpen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jetpen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jetpen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jetpen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=922"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.jetpen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/922\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2558,"href":"https:\/\/www.jetpen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/922\/revisions\/2558"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jetpen.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=922"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}